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VODOO DICK
A man was goin to a long trip to New York and wanted his wife to hav a enjoying break.So he went to the Vodoo shop to get his wife something.So he asked the shop owner, "Do u hav a pervertic stuff?"The owner say "Well,we do hav the Vodoo Dick"The man wanted to purchase it but the owner refused to sell it to him.After much quarreling,the man bought it for 500bucks.So at home,he teached his wife how to use it.the wife say"Vodoo dick my pussy"so it went in.the man left in peace.after few days,the wife wanted it to stop and she did not know wad to say.So she decide to call the police...the police in shocked about that say"Vodoo Dick My Ass la"
PHONE
A young man was having his first day atwork as a manager.siting in his office,his staff came in and say that a Mr Lim wanted to see him.Pretending to act cool,he picked up his telephone and started shouting,then the Mr Lim came in.Then manager asked"wad do u want"the Mr Lim say"I came here to connect the phone".......
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